How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. Harry Potter fan fiction involving time travel and King Arthur. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. [37] Filch was also present when in a corridor with all the other staff when a new message from the Heir of Slytherin appeared on the wall stating that Ginny had been taken into the chamber and that her skeleton will lie there forever. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. Harry Potter is such a beautiful, erotic boy, and Gilderoy will have him wrapped tightly around his finger in the time it takes you to say Boggart. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey, LEGO Harry Potter: Building the Magical World, LEGO Harry Potter: Characters of the Magical World, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Fantastic Beasts: Cases from the Wizarding World, Creator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor, Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, "World Exclusive Interview with J K Rowling,", South West News Service interview with JKR, Writing by J. K. Rowling: "The Marauder's Map", Filch's role in the films is much the same as his role in the books, though in the. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. Thank you for signing up! Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. Book 6, Brotherhood. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. [15] The one thing that the two absolutely agreed on was a mutual dislike of Harry Potter. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. The Second Wizarding War began. Filch shouted in a hysterical voice about all the work he would have mopping up all night, and ran to Headmaster Dumbledore slamming a door behind him.[37]. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Like why he hates students so much. The first individual to be attacked was Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, whom he had a very close relationship with. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. He also told him that someone had broken into his personal office. Harry didnt want to react this way. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. Now that we are all fed and watered I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few notices. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? Severus Snape joined them, and killed Albus Dumbledore atop the Tower[75] (in fact, Snape was a double agent and was working on Dumbledore's orders, meaning since Dumbledore was already slowly dying, Snape's killing of him was a mercy killing).[76]. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. Spend a few pages writing out your plot. On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. [40], On 1 September, 1993, Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast, and stood in the raised platform by the High Table while the school choir and orchestra led a presentation of Something Wicked This Way Comes. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Wake up the whole castle, will you? [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. The Dragons Brideby Rizzle, Hermione and Draco find themselves naked, tattooed, and married after a drunken night of debauchery. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. A few feet away, in the bed next to Harry's slept their son, having not even removed his shoes before collapsing into exhaustive, deep sleep. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. He let them go after threatening to send them to Dumbledore, taking Mrs Norris to see Professor McGonagall to clean her fur. It's rather depraved. [4], Harry Potter: Hogwarts MysteryArgus' sceptical personality against Jacob's sibling party invitation, In the 19841985 school year, Filch and Mrs Norris found the cursed ice. Umbridge left Hogwarts the day before the end of term, having crept out during dinnertime in hope to depart undetected. 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